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Originally Posted by nekokami
I wish I didn't have these miserable allergies that make my nose run like Niagra Falls, drain my life force, and generally make me miserable.  |
Granted. Now your life force has the allergy, every time it sneezes your life stops for a split-second (which is very annoying at work, as it causes your head to fall and strike your desk painfully each time it happens) and your nose has fallen down Niagara Falls.
I wish someone had responded to my earlier wish that our wish-corrupting genie looked like this one.