Originally Posted by gmw
It was the best of times (I was getting laid a lot), it was the worst of times (there's a lot of stuff going round), it was the age of wisdom (they could cure most of what I caught), it was the age of foolishness (I should have worn a condom), it was the epoch of belief (I thought I would get away with it), it was the epoch of incredulity (my wife ...), well, you get the idea, this wasn't the way I had intended to start my marriage.
(And while I'm plundering Dickens' A Tale of Two Cities, I hope he has a sense of humour, here's another: )
It is a far, far better thing that I write, than I have ever written; it is a far, far better book that I give you than I have ever known.
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