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Originally Posted by Slite
Granted, but something went wrong, so instead you are now a Lemur (Or is that a Squirrel)
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A squirrel, wrapped in a lemur, wrapped in a gibbon, wrapped in a llama-skin overcoat.
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I wish I was immortal, so I have time to read all the books I want to.
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Granted, but in some blatant plagiarism of an episode from
The Twilight Tales From Beyond The Unexpected Zone, while leaning over to pick up your first item of reading material, the glasses that you must use to read fall off your face and shatter on the floor, and for some reason, which there is no time to go into now to explain, you cannot at all replace them and are forced to watch endless repeats of
Knight Rider, old and new seasons, instead, because of similar reasons to those that explain why you can't replace your glasses but for which time is too short to explain right now (also, Sylvester Stallone plays all the parts). Squirrels are eating your nuts too.
I wish I wrote for the current season of
Knight Rider, so that there were more gibbons, lemurs, squirrels and llamas in it (with a one-off special guest appearance by a laughing panda), and therefore it would be much better (and I would get rid of that smug bastard voice in the car and replace it with Fran Drescher's, just because I can, and because she needs the work).