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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Hey, LazyScot. My friend wanted to say hello to you:
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Arggh...
<it appears that a really nasty chemical/biological weapon has been deployed from LazyScot's vicinity. The noxious smell and spreading stain causes the immediate evacuation of the Lounge whilst people in HazMat suits (and exceptionally strong gas-masks) come in and clear out the area. Some time, much scrubbling and a
lot of ventilation later, normal service is resumed.>
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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
Curses! Foiled again! I was hoping for the "Granted, but now everyone's switched to electric power" response, so I could make a second claim for achieving a positive-spin corruption! You guys are too smart for me!
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Consider yourself lucky. I was going to let you have all the oil wells in the U.S. Unfortunately Unutterable Silliness has no oil wells, only chocolate wells, so you'd have ended up empty handed...
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Originally Posted by Slite
I wish I really did get a year off, with full pay of course.
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Granted. Unfortunately bit-rot has set into the computers, and your pay suddenly went negative.....
I wish I had a full-proof (and fool-proof) anti-squirrel gun, capable of taking out even the dasterdly evil-ones that wear techno-armour knitted out of quantum entangled cosmic string, defending its owner against charmed pulsed boson beams, and that can make a really
nice expresso.