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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
Granted. You now have a 100-gallon bottle of whiskey on your desk. Enjoy that Vern's Bathtub Blend Bourbon while it lasts!
(edit: Oops! Looks like I'm behind)
Granted. Your office just closed permanently. Enjoy your year off.
I wish I owned all the oil wells in the U.S.
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Oh dude... that one is way to easy!
Granted, but they are all dry-wells, now you are stuck with a HUGE bill to close them all down and scrap the drill-rigs.
I wish I really did get a year off, with full pay of course.