Quote:
Originally Posted by LazyScot
I wish Steve Jordan would write the memoirs of his time as captain of a space cargo hauler crewed by escapees from Dark Star, Red Dwarf and Battle Beyond the Stars as he desparately tried to deliver his cargo (a four year supply of high quality chocolate, the best cheese produced by planet Earth [fortunately in self contained stasis] and a recipe for the universe's best chilli) to the Delphic Llamas of Sagittarius
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Granted:
Memoir of Ramy Mami, Captain of a space cargo hauler crewed by escapees from Dark Star, Red Dwarf and Battle Beyond the Stars as I desparately try to deliver my cargo (a four year supply of high quality chocolate, the best cheese produced by planet Earth [fortunately in self contained stasis] and a recipe for the universe's best chilli) to the Delphic Llamas of Sagittarius
“Great. Rimmer ate all the chocolate, and Pinback ate the chili recipe. God, I hate this job.”
The end (A Quinn Martin production)
I wish that seeing modern airport firetrucks didn’t always remind me of the vehicle from Damnation Alley.