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Originally Posted by Madam Broshkina
Dear Dr. Bad Advice I have been losing sleep wondering who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? My hair has been falling out fretting about who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? I can't concentrate at work worrying who put the bop
in the bop shoo bop shoo bop? I spend to much time reflecting on who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip? Can you help me?
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Dear Madam Broshkina:
Imagine the shock when Dr. Bad Advice came back to his computer after having cleaned his 3 pairs of underwear and two sets of socks at the laundrymat, only to discover strange advice by “
Bad Advice Wanna-Be Pretenders.” Their advice wasn’t even bad enough.
Regardless, I’m beginning to think you are a troll.
Consider:
The idea of putting a sheep into a chocolate covered
Ding Dong is patently silly and absurd. As you know, a Ding Dong is round with a flat top and bottom and tastes very good (especially before Dinner), whereas sheep come in various sizes and shapes and taste horrible. Unless they are first cooked.
It’s questions like yours that weaken this whole community.
Dr. Bad Advice is so upset that he may do his laundry again in 3 weeks, even before it needs it.
Signed,
Dr. Bad Advice