It seems that the Bad Doctor's laundry is taking far longer than he planned. Therefore I will take a stab at the Good Madam's question:
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Originally Posted by Madam Broshkina
Dear Dr. Bad Advice I have been losing sleep wondering who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? My hair has been falling out fretting about who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? I can't concentrate at work worrying who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop? I spend to much time reflecting on who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip? Can you help me?
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The first reference to the question I could find was by Barry Mann in 1961. So you are not the first one plagued by this question. No one has found the answer in the last 47 years until now.
You must understand that following the instructions will indeed make your baby fall in love with you. That is a key. Now you must become one with the bomp, two with the ram, three with the dip, and four with the rama. At this point most would move to rama-lang-ding-dong (not Chuck Berry's "My Ding-a-ling") however the correct route is do-wakka-do leading to Roger Miller, King of the Road, Dang Me, England Swings thus proving that it is a Royal plot to undermine the US and the person responsible is Prince Charles.
Paul Anka may have done it his way but was just part of the Dianna plot.