Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
(backing quietly out of the room)
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"Adrian! What are you
doing? We have had this chat before about gibbon-handling my good friends, and I'm sure Steve does
not appreciate being dangled three feet above the floor by one of your Supreme Wedgies. Besides, I believe he was just stepping out to get some llamaberry jam for the scones. What? It
is pronounced "scones". No, "scones" is not right; it's "scones". Look, you just put Steve down (tell him I'm right, Steve), and I'll go make sure the dining car is ready for Devonshire Zany Happy Hour. You keep Steve entertained while I'm gone...Adrian! "Entertained" does
not mean spinning him around above your head like a pinwheel. Aside from the physical disturbance it's obviously causing, it's probably in breach of Queen Zee's trademarks, or copyright, or royal writ, or something that'll piss her off anyway, and you remember what she did with that unripe banana last time (who'd have thought it would fit sideways; you couldn't sit down for a week)".
Cheers,
Marc