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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
oh, i don't let trivial details such as sexual preference (or chronological incompatibility) interefere with my moviestar crushes. for instance, i am completely in love with cary grant (my ideal man), and i'm convinced in my heart of hearts that for *me* he would make an exception, and we would engage in sparkling, witty conversations while flirting outrageously over cocktails, enchant the room with our graceful, marvelously communicative dancing, and then go home to... well, that part is none of your business. i am a lady after all, and cary grant is the archetypal gentleman. in public, at least.
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Ewwww .... but he's been dead for twenty years!! Couldn't you work up a crush on someone who's at least alive???
I mean ... gay ... straight .... but at least living.
