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Originally Posted by steven522
A $20 dollar bill and a $1 dollar bill are together on the conveyor belt at the downtown Federal Reserve Building. The $1 dollar bill asks the $20 dollar bill, "So, where all have you traveled?"
"I've been to distant countries, going to the finest restaurants, to the biggest and best casinos, numerous boutiques, the mall uptown, the mall downtown, the mall across town and even a mall that was just newly built. I have done it all!!! What about you? Where have you been?"
The $1 dollar bill replied, "Well, I've been to the Baptist church, the Methodist church, the Presbyterian church, the Episcopalian church, the Catholic church, the Mormon church... "
"Wait, hold on," interrupts the $20 dollar. "What's a church?"
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On the other hand, the $1 bill is also a lot more likely to make into a stripper's G-String than is the $20.