Am I the only one who actually read this book?

At any rate, I never have and never will claim to read a book that I didn't read. I have read books like 1984 and the Great Gatsby. The rest I haven't felt the urge to read because I do not enjoy stuffy literature, and am not afraid to admit it. One of my favourite lines is, "sometimes, just sometimes, grass is green," because of a traumatic experience with stuffy literature interpretation. After that, I figured enough was enough. (Oddly enough, a lot of high school students understand that reference.)

On the otherhand, there are books that I won't admit to reading to.