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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
So, it's come to this, has it? Here we all are, crowded together standing at the front door to MobileRead greeting all our curious newcomers. "Welcome to MobileRead! I sleep nekkid every night and usually just throw on my nightie and bunny slippers when I run next door to buy my ice cream at Benny and Lenny's around abouts 3 am! Hows about you?"
Okay, I may as well join in. "Welcome to MobileRead. I sleep nekkid, too, but my slippers are lavender and they have little puppy dogs on them. Be sure to check our ebook library and feel free to ask questions."
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wait, how do you
usually greet your visitors ??
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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety
A clean bed, hmmmm?? I gave up on a clean bed around the time I got my sixth cat. They just love sleeping on the bed, and getting under the covers, and tracking kitty litter in there. Most of the time, when I get into bed, well, it's sort of like slipping inbetween a sheet and a piece of sandpaper.
There are nights I'm so tired, it wouldn't matter if one of the cats had gotten sick on the bed. I figure it won't kill me to sleep in a puddle of vomit, I've gotten worse stuff on me. (Remind me to tell you about the time I opened a can of what was supposed to be a 72 hour stool sample ... only to have about 100 cockroaches come out and scamper all over me.)
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too... much... information !!!
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Originally Posted by RWood
Do they give quantity discounts or frequent arrest thrifty saver points?
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Big W Clothing Department Gift Vouchers actually. I usually buy hats.
Cheers,
Marc
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don't forget that if you collect eleventy-bunyip hat vouchers they throw in a bonus set of squirrels.
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Shhh, don't tell anyone, Good Mister Wood...but here's a little secret which, if you look through history, you'll find out why so many previous attempts at gibbon-taming ended with dismembered so-called "gibbon tamers":
Gibbons will only respond to you as a trainer if you're wearing the right hat.
Cheers,
Marc
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that's the "Wonderful" thing about Dick Whittington's Wonderful Hat.