[AprilHare]

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

I agree on one thing. Putting chickens in cups isn't the way to go! Putting one in the oven or a skillet(?) is though! Though, it seems for DGM's recipe, it's some hot boiling water...

Good luck in getting me anywhere near a skillet. Or an oven.

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

On the subject of Santa Chicken, sorry to reveal the truth about him but it had to be known. Santa Chicken brings joy to children by providing them with tasty chicken meals. However, he is opposed by the Anti-Santa Chicken and the two are locked in a long-term struggle.

Blasphemer! Santa Chicken has coal for you this year too! Fiend!

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Well, gosh, this sure is a nice warm invitation. From a true friend. Thinking of me during the busy holiday season. Willing to open her home & share the love with others.

I'm so sorry NOT! to have to take a rain check on your generous offer - I've booked into the Secret Chook Holiday Protection Resort along with April. We've got a ton of birdseed to get through before New Years. But we'll be thinking of you - and all our kind (hungry) friends here at MR!

See you there. Can't wait!

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Well, okay then.

Oh, look!!!

A friend of yours is accepting my invite. There really IS a Santa Clause!

(starts singing "Joy joy joy" and preheating oven, and looking for extra large roasting pan..........)

You fiend. Eating my friends. Don't worry, galliform revenge is coming.

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Oh trust me chickie! Auntie Clara will be shared as much as possible..........

hey! I just had a thought! would you like to come for a quick visit with your auntie? Plenty of room...... (in the pan)

Perhaps you'd like to try out the pan first? See if it's a good fit (for you).

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

Time to make my christmas shopping list... don't worry, it only contains about 500gr chicken breast. But we'll also buy some chicken wings.

But I promise I'll take good care of them!

You evil chook eaters will suffer in Chook Hell!

Originally Posted by Phogg

Don't forget eggs.

Eating my young? I'll deal with you.. did you need your eyes scratched out by my sharpened talons, or is it just my pleasure?

Originally Posted by Phogg

Quick, grab it whilst its lost in its tears.

I'll get a knife and a pot of water. We can have I plucked and dressed in no time.

I protect chooks who are upset by your evil doings! Give up! That chook will be gone before you know it.

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

Sorry, but I must disagree. Frying, broiling, and baking are the only ways to properly cook chicken. I can get a kettle of boiling oil ready (using the Good Eats method of safely frying a turkey) to prepare the chicken to be delicious.

There is no proper way to cook chicken. This is because doing so will cause you to choke. Sorry. (Well, not really.)