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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
For rent or lease:
Kitten, one, plus-size (AKA monster size)
Features:
1. Huge green/gold/yellow/brown opal tiger eyes - that can look completely innocent amidst the wreckage of your favorite item.
2. Huge bunny ears with tufts on the tips - that can hear you open the frig or a cabinet from anywhere in the house.
3. Huge squirrel tail that can pick up any & all dust/dirt/debris from your floor or carpet - and then proudly display them in your face!
4. Adorable pink bunny nose that can deliver warm moist nose kisses. Usually on your glasses. In the center of the lens.
5. A purr box that can rumble louder than a jet engine.
6. Unbelievable speed when eluding capture.
7. Catnip stuffed flounder included at no additional charge - you can smack her with it - she loves it, you feel (guiltily) better.
Length of lease:
Until you run out of kitten chow ....
or
Until I forget why I got mad and start to miss her .....
Probably around 5 - 10 minutes or so. 
[please ignore any emails you receive from Sammy or Goldie cat offering to sell you Stella - they'll get over it too!] |
hehehe! Strider was getting close this morning! I have one of those room divider screens in my bedroom that is designed for putting accessories, such as belts, hats, etc on... he had jumped on top of it (annoying but not terribly unusual) this morning around 3, but then managed to launch himself off in such a fashion to make it fall over causing heart palpitations in both the dog and myself. later when I was officially out of bed and having coffee he managed to walk across the laptop keyboard and hit the correct succession of keys to cause the screen appearance to pivot 90 degrees
