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Originally Posted by orlok
<snip> The Minister said, "Yes, and everywhere they went, they walked.
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Originally Posted by travger
Peter answers knocking on Heavens' gate and finds Satan himself standing there with some scrawny-looking specimen. Satan begs:
"Please, will you let this geek in! As soon as he arrived in Hell, he yelled "Yess, Doom!" and shot half my devils."
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Originally Posted by Fbone
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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Which is why I am contemplating cleaning out my closets and drawers today.
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A man was in his front yard mowing the lawn when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, slammed it shut again and stomped back into the house.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Not being able to keep quiet any longer, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
Hands on hips, she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"