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decaffinated- a cow that has just born a calf.
A piece of string wanted to get a job working at a deli but when he went there the owner turned him away saying that he had no jobs for a piece of string. Leaving the deli the piece of string sat on the curb feeling dejected. There had to be a way to get a job. Just then a little boy walked by and the piece of string spoke to him. "Little boy," he said,"will you tie me in a knot." and they boy did. "Now will you fray my ends?" The boy did so then left. Feeling a lot better the string went back to the deli to ask for a job again. "Aren't you the piece of string that was just here," the man asked.
"Oh, no,"the string replied. "I'm a frayed knot."
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