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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Maybe this would be better in a spoiler tag (warning: adult situations):

Spoiler:

Reminds me of the joke about the young woman who got herself glued to a newly varnished toilet seat while in her birthday suit. She managed to reach the phone to call the paramedics, but the closest covering of any kind she could reach was an old cowboy hat, which she threw over her lap before the paramedics entered.

After sizing up the situation, they told her, "Well, we've got good news, and bad news. The good news is that we'll be able to get you off the seat. The bad news is that it's too late for the cowboy."

reminds me of the time the fire department had to cut me out of my clothes to get me out of an attic