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Originally Posted by ziesha
I think the best coffee in the world is Espresso
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Then why don't they call it coffee, hmmmm? What are they trying to hide? Who is REALLY behind the espresso conspiracy?
Sorry, the maintenance guy who just fixed my kitchen sink was full of theories relating to bankers, Obamacare, maritime law, Abraham Lincoln, the gold standard and MY birth certificate (not Obama's who, I think he sort of liked). I just assumed coffee would be in there somewhere. Fortunately, I have the flu and had a reason to politely ask him to leave.
I know I don't always LOOK sane, and there are times when my grip on reality is tenuous at best. But DANG, I can make my conspiracies hang together logically(ish).