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Originally Posted by Stitchawl
You and me, babe! I just got back from the hospital, having some tests done. I think they drew out half my body fluid! Because I wasn't with my wife, the hospital sent around one of their young hostesses to guide me through the testing on the assumption that I couldn't speak the language. (Ever so much faster through the process this way! No waiting in each waiting room!) I didn't see any reason to say otherwise.
Just to be on the safe side, I told the cute young woman that I was really afraid of the needles and that she needed to hold my hand during the test. She believed me.  .Nice kid. I think she would have drawn the line if I said I need the same help for the urine specimen...
Stitchawl
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You are a bad man! Just spat my coffee across the desk here!