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Old 11-12-2010, 02:44 AM   #2037
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The children were discussing the topic 'getting into heaven'. Someone asked "What part of your body do you think gets into heaven first?"

The little girl answered "I think your hands" as she demonstrated with hands in prayer and pushed her praying hands towards the sky.

The little boy answered "I think your feet would go to heaven first"

"Why your feet?" The others asked.

Spoiler:
"Well because last week mum was lying on the bed with her feet in the air yelling "Lordy Lordy I'm coming I'm coming". We would have lost her too! Lucky dad was holding her down."



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