Originally Posted by SameOldStory
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. 
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