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Originally Posted by recluse
I'm gonna go bang my head against a wall until I calm down.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by recluse
No harm done, Shel.
I gotta go to Home Depot to pick up some plasterboard and 2 by 4s.
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Dear Mr Recluse,
As a duly appointed representative of the Royal Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Walls I must inform you that your above admission of serious grevious wall harm has been passed to the appropriate authorities. We will pursue you to the fullest extent of the law possible. Should any further cases of wall harm be detected, multiplication of penalties will automatically apply.
Yours sincerely,
Mr J.O.B.S. Worth