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Balerion · 08-17-2010, 10:26 AM

I'm going to introduce my new mistress* to my current mistress*... don't think my current mistress* is going to take it too well... I foresee "severe self-esteem deflation" ahead.

Then I'll have no choice but to go to bed with my new mistress* and kick my ex* out of home... I'm sure my mum will feel sorry for her though and take her in. Or maybe my wife will feel like some girl-on-girl action, in which case my ex* will sleep on my wife's side of the bed... I'll then have 3 ladies in bed with me :-S

* I'm married and spend more time awake in bed with my K2i, than I do with my wife.... so yeah I consider my Kindle to be my mistress :-S

08-17-2010, 10:26 AM	#19
Balerion Connoisseur Posts: 69 Karma: 14 Join Date: Dec 2009 Device: K2i K3w	I'm going to introduce my new mistress* to my current mistress... don't think my current mistress is going to take it too well... I foresee "severe self-esteem deflation" ahead. Then I'll have no choice but to go to bed with my new mistress* and kick my ex* out of home... I'm sure my mum will feel sorry for her though and take her in. Or maybe my wife will feel like some girl-on-girl action, in which case my ex* will sleep on my wife's side of the bed... I'll then have 3 ladies in bed with me :-S * I'm married and spend more time awake in bed with my K2i, than I do with my wife.... so yeah I consider my Kindle to be my mistress :-S Last edited by Balerion; 08-17-2010 at 10:31 AM.