Sci-fi/comedy/mystery/thriller/conspiracy thing. Free!

Jack Brewhouse · 03-04-2017, 09:53 PM

FREE all weekend, until midnight on Monday. A story of intergalactic toilets, beer that strips the top layer off your brain, mental illness, towel delivery and violence. All set in the imagination of a sentient brick. It's a bit like being punched in the brain by a gorilla, but not the good kind of gorilla that loves kittens. This is the kind that will kill you, just to see if you'll die. Offensive, funny, stupid and a bigger waste of time than voting. If you've got a few hours to kill and a few brain-cells that thought they were going to survive the weekend, then this might be just the thing.
Guaranteed the funniest book you'll ever read for free or your money back.

UK link

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Serves-No-U...jack+brewhouse

International link

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Cinisajoy · 03-04-2017, 11:02 PM

With that line, I had to grab it.
But if I don't like it, can I have a triple money back guarantee?

Jack Brewhouse · 03-05-2017, 09:28 AM

Thanks for your kind comments. I will happily give you back triple what you've paid.

I hope you enjoy the book. Can't say any more. I'll get into trouble

Jack.

03-04-2017, 09:53 PM	#1
Jack Brewhouse Member Posts: 10 Karma: 10 Join Date: Mar 2017 Device: none	Sci-fi/comedy/mystery/thriller/conspiracy thing. Free! FREE all weekend, until midnight on Monday. A story of intergalactic toilets, beer that strips the top layer off your brain, mental illness, towel delivery and violence. All set in the imagination of a sentient brick. It's a bit like being punched in the brain by a gorilla, but not the good kind of gorilla that loves kittens. This is the kind that will kill you, just to see if you'll die. Offensive, funny, stupid and a bigger waste of time than voting. If you've got a few hours to kill and a few brain-cells that thought they were going to survive the weekend, then this might be just the thing. Guaranteed the funniest book you'll ever read for free or your money back. UK link https://www.amazon.co.uk/Serves-No-U...jack+brewhouse International link https://www.amazon.com/Serves-No-Use...useful+purpose

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03-04-2017, 11:02 PM	#2
Cinisajoy Just a Yellow Smiley. Posts: 19,161 Karma: 83862859 Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Texas Device: K4, K5, fire, kobo, galaxy	With that line, I had to grab it. But if I don't like it, can I have a triple money back guarantee?

03-05-2017, 09:28 AM	#3
Jack Brewhouse Member Posts: 10 Karma: 10 Join Date: Mar 2017 Device: none	Thanks for your kind comments. I will happily give you back triple what you've paid. I hope you enjoy the book. Can't say any more. I'll get into trouble Jack.