Everygnome's Guide to Paratechnology: a farcical guide to Gnomish technowizardry

Joseph J Bailey · 07-02-2013, 11:32 PM

Everygnome’s Guide to Paratechnology: Your Essential Resource to Surviving Explosions, Avoiding Mustache Tangles, Moving Beyond Basic Clockwork Devices, and Advancing As a Master of Metamagical Pursuits

Are you a Gnome?

Do you want to be one?

Do you know what one is?

Do you have magical, technical, or any other talent whatsoever? 1

Do you pine after a non-holographic Omnicron, make design sketches of transmorphic actionable multidimensional exo-robotic systems, create novel subroutines for synthetic intelligences, tinker with Dwarf-proof beard mowers, imagine a grand unified theory of life, the universe, and facial hair, or take apart and modify negentropy cannons for fun and amusement?

Do you like root vegetables?

If you answered yes to one of these questions 2, then you may have what it takes to be a Paratechnologist, a wondrous master of the uniquely Gnomish art of blending magic and technology!

Within this concise guide you will find answers to many of the questions you do not have about becoming a Paratechnologist. 3

With enlightening topics ranging from Two Wrongs Often Make A Right, What Doesn't Kill You Can Also Maim, Destroy, and Disfigure, Moving Beyond Clockwork Devices, and How to Avoid Mustache Entanglement, Everygnome's Guide to Paratechnology has more information than you care to know about Paratechnology. 4

If, on the absolutely minor chance you are interested in Gnomish technowizardry 5, then Everygnome's Guide to Paratechnology will be your easily disposed of indispensible guide to embarking upon the often smoldering, explosive, nonsensical, and somewhat erratic path of the Paratechnologist.

Notes to self (and others):
1. Real or imagined.
2. Or any other.
3. Who would?
4. Assuming you actually cared about Paratechnology in the first place.
5. Or are interested in making fun of those who are.

About the Author:

In addition Everygnome's Guide to Paratechnology, Joe is also the author of Mulogo’s Treatise on Wizardry and the Chronicles of the Fists trilogy.

Joseph J Bailey · 07-17-2013, 08:05 AM

Everygnome's Guide is free on Amazon today for any interested (July 17th). If you do pick it up, reviews are much appreciated (good, bad, or indifferent).

Many thanks and enjoy!

Joseph J Bailey · 07-30-2013, 01:48 PM

Everygnome's just received a very nice review from Sheila Deeth.

You can read a summary on her blog or the entirety on Goodreads.

Thanks and enjoy!

Joseph J Bailey · 08-07-2013, 07:12 AM

Everygnome's Guide is free on Amazon today for any interested (August 7th).

Many thanks and enjoy!

Joseph J Bailey · 08-21-2013, 08:45 AM

Everygnome's Guide is free today on Amazon for any and all Gnome's at heart!

Happy reading!

Joseph J Bailey · 09-04-2013, 08:44 AM

Gnomes rejoice!

Learn about a subject that you never knew existed, read Everygnome's Guide today. Free on Amazon today.

Currently 4.8/5 stars on average.

07-02-2013, 11:32 PM	#1
Joseph J Bailey Connoisseur Posts: 85 Karma: 2030752 Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Here and there Device: iPhone & iPad	Everygnome's Guide to Paratechnology: a farcical guide to Gnomish technowizardry Everygnome’s Guide to Paratechnology: Your Essential Resource to Surviving Explosions, Avoiding Mustache Tangles, Moving Beyond Basic Clockwork Devices, and Advancing As a Master of Metamagical Pursuits Are you a Gnome? Do you want to be one? Do you know what one is? Do you have magical, technical, or any other talent whatsoever? 1 Do you pine after a non-holographic Omnicron, make design sketches of transmorphic actionable multidimensional exo-robotic systems, create novel subroutines for synthetic intelligences, tinker with Dwarf-proof beard mowers, imagine a grand unified theory of life, the universe, and facial hair, or take apart and modify negentropy cannons for fun and amusement? Do you like root vegetables? If you answered yes to one of these questions 2, then you may have what it takes to be a Paratechnologist, a wondrous master of the uniquely Gnomish art of blending magic and technology! Within this concise guide you will find answers to many of the questions you do not have about becoming a Paratechnologist. 3 With enlightening topics ranging from Two Wrongs Often Make A Right, What Doesn't Kill You Can Also Maim, Destroy, and Disfigure, Moving Beyond Clockwork Devices, and How to Avoid Mustache Entanglement, Everygnome's Guide to Paratechnology has more information than you care to know about Paratechnology. 4 If, on the absolutely minor chance you are interested in Gnomish technowizardry 5, then Everygnome's Guide to Paratechnology will be your easily disposed of indispensible guide to embarking upon the often smoldering, explosive, nonsensical, and somewhat erratic path of the Paratechnologist. Notes to self (and others): 1. Real or imagined. 2. Or any other. 3. Who would? 4. Assuming you actually cared about Paratechnology in the first place. 5. Or are interested in making fun of those who are. About the Author: In addition Everygnome's Guide to Paratechnology, Joe is also the author of Mulogo’s Treatise on Wizardry and the Chronicles of the Fists trilogy. Attached Thumbnails

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07-17-2013, 08:05 AM	#2
Joseph J Bailey Connoisseur Posts: 85 Karma: 2030752 Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Here and there Device: iPhone & iPad	Everygnome's Guide is free on Amazon today for any interested (July 17th). If you do pick it up, reviews are much appreciated (good, bad, or indifferent). Many thanks and enjoy!

07-30-2013, 01:48 PM	#3
Joseph J Bailey Connoisseur Posts: 85 Karma: 2030752 Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Here and there Device: iPhone & iPad	Everygnome's just received a very nice review from Sheila Deeth. You can read a summary on her blog or the entirety on Goodreads. Thanks and enjoy!

08-07-2013, 07:12 AM	#4
Joseph J Bailey Connoisseur Posts: 85 Karma: 2030752 Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Here and there Device: iPhone & iPad	Everygnome's Guide is free on Amazon today for any interested (August 7th). Many thanks and enjoy!

08-21-2013, 08:45 AM	#5
Joseph J Bailey Connoisseur Posts: 85 Karma: 2030752 Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Here and there Device: iPhone & iPad	Everygnome's Guide is free today on Amazon for any and all Gnome's at heart! Happy reading!

09-04-2013, 08:44 AM	#6
Joseph J Bailey Connoisseur Posts: 85 Karma: 2030752 Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Here and there Device: iPhone & iPad	Gnomes rejoice! Learn about a subject that you never knew existed, read Everygnome's Guide today. Free on Amazon today. Currently 4.8/5 stars on average.