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About 20 years ago I remember a cartoon with a computer scientist type guy standing in front of a huge computer. In the computer scientist's hands was a PC, and while looking at the huge computer the guy says, "Now look at who's getting replaced by modern technology."
Another one I liked showed an office with a bunch of desks, and clothes line that ran above all the desks. Hanging from the clothes line were pieces of paper. An office worker in the picture is saying, "Maybe our new system could use those ribbed clothes pins, and we wouldn't lose as many documents." The caption under the picture said, "Why the Computer Dept. doesn't ask for your opinion." Lastly, several years ago we had a refrigerator sized computer called a Pyramid that ran UNIX, and while looking through the manual I came across a page that had the name of a command, and where the description of the command should have been it said, "Someone stole this page out of the manual." This was actually printed in their manual. Last edited by Daithi; 08-07-2008 at 04:34 PM. |
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Browsing through old copies of the termcap database also had amusing moments. Old termcap hackers could be blunt about the terminals they were trying to support. ______ Dennis |
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08-08-2008, 12:00 AM | #78 | |
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I remember wondering why the printer and its handler had to be inside a cage. It was like a floor to ceiling chain link cage with a little slot to slide the big green and white fanfold zebra paper through. Were they worried someone would steal a five hundred pound printer? Then one day, after the use of a poor choice of text separator, an expected one page output ended up using around 150 pages of paper with just one number printed on each. Apparently, the cage was there to protect us students from the ire (and spittle) of the printer technician. Candy bars slipped through the slot seemed to appease him, though. |
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The DBA went on at one point about the "unheard of" support he had. At his previous job, programmers got two compiles a day, whenever the operators thought they could fit them into the job stream, and you scrutinized your crash dumps very carefully to correct your code. At this site, if your compile blew up, you made a change or two and resubmitted... Quote:
Ah, the big mutha line printers, complete with a controller that had its own programming language. At one point I looked into possible post processing of jobs on the printer to pretty print reports. Since it was a bank, and the reports were the columnar output we do know with spreadsheets, there wasn't a whole lot of room for creativity. ______ Dennis |
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08-08-2008, 08:49 AM | #80 |
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you know, i honestly enjoy writing css and xhtml code and take pride in trying to make my code as clean and elegant as possible, but somehow i'm not very disappointed to have missed these early days (of course, technically i'm not a dev, just a designer who also writes code when it's not too difficult).
the stories are amusing me though... i would have had to find other ways to waste time before going to the printer, since i don't shave. perhaps two sidewalk chalk drawings ? or just one really big one ? a reproduction of the ceiling of the sistine chapel perhaps ? (not complex enough ?) |
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You could submit a job that would print out a copy of the Mona Lisa. I have a lucite cube with 81 bits of ferrite core memory embedded in it as a memento of those days. The amazing thing was how much got done with so little processing power. We throw away more processing power (like into the trash) each day today than the world had in 1975. Possibly even in 1980. Sad. |
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08-08-2008, 12:00 PM | #82 |
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At one point in time, the man page for tex in NeXTstep noted that it would not process a file w/ ``ibm'' in the filename.
Which brings up a joke that only old-timers will get: Three women are sitting in a bar discussing their lovers, the first woman says, ``My lover is a wrestler, he's so strong and forceful, it's wonderful!'' To which the second woman replies, ``My lover is a poet, he's so sensitive and romantic, it's wonderful!'' The third woman just looks sad, and when asked replies, ``My lover is an IBM computer salesman, he just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it'll be when I finally get it.'' William |
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I remember when I learned to program how frequently I was reminded that computer time was very expensive, so I should be careful to do all my debugging manually on paper, using my time and not wasting the computer's time!
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Back in the days before terminals when all programs were entered via cards, they were punched out on a klunky machine that sounded a lot like sitting next to the engines on some jet planes. The chads (as Florida election officials call them) punched from the cards were collected in a "bit bucket." After punching your program there would be chads in your hair, inside your shirt, throughout your sweater (never wear a sweater when using a card punch), and more than one time in your nose.
I remember punching one FORTRAN program and never noticing that the ribbon broke half way through the deck of cards. This left half of the cards with punches but no readable marks at the top to identify the contents of the card. |
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10 Ways you can tell an IT worker is *NOT* up to the job:
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When ever I get stressed I think to myself:
10 There is no place like 127.0.0.1 20 GOTO 10 |
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