10-31-2013, 08:36 PM | #7186 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I can hear music coming from my printer. I think the paper is jammin' again.
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11-01-2013, 07:17 PM | #7187 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I'm glad I know sign language. It's pretty handy.
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11-02-2013, 02:24 AM | #7188 |
Bah, humbug!
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I think the folks at Grammerly.com come up with the most interesting cartoons.
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11-02-2013, 04:39 PM | #7189 |
Is that a sandwich?
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If a girl ever pulls a knife out on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo. Her woman instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.
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11-03-2013, 02:24 PM | #7190 |
Now what?
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Do not trust atoms ... they make up everything ...
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11-03-2013, 04:48 PM | #7191 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Can you add a word to ruin a movie? Such as:
Batman Begins College The Longest Yard Sale Charlotte's Web Cam |
11-04-2013, 09:02 AM | #7192 |
binomial: homo legentem
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My wife's follow up comment on this was "you just run the risk of being stabbed by a mayo and bread crumb covered knife while trying to eat a sandwich."
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11-04-2013, 04:16 PM | #7193 |
Is that a sandwich?
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The school called me today and said, "Your son's been telling lies".
"Well tell him he's very good" I replied, "I don't have any kids!" |
11-06-2013, 01:00 AM | #7194 |
Bah, humbug!
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11-06-2013, 02:39 AM | #7195 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I didn't sleep very good last night. So this morning I put Monster energy drinks in my coffee. I was half way to work when I realized I forgot my car.
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11-06-2013, 04:36 PM | #7196 |
Is that a sandwich?
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My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning. Can you believe that? 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
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11-06-2013, 06:00 PM | #7197 |
Reborn Paper User
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11-07-2013, 10:35 AM | #7198 |
Grand Sorcerer
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11-07-2013, 07:31 PM | #7199 |
Is that a sandwich?
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A guy is in the hospital with two broken legs. The nurse comes in and tells him that there's good news and bad news.
The guy asks for the bad news first. The nurse says, "We're going to have to remove your legs." Then the guy asks for the good news. The nurse says, "The guy beside you wants to buy your shoes." Last edited by Fbone; 11-07-2013 at 07:33 PM. |
11-08-2013, 08:53 AM | #7200 |
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For my Halloween party last week I decided to go all out "zombie".
I went and dug up a few old friends and invited them over. There were plenty of finger sandwiches for snacks. A DJ played the Grateful Dead and everyone got footloose. Normally outgoing George was very quiet so I guess the cat got his tongue. However, that didn't stop Nancy from keeping her eye on him all night. The party ended after someone fell into the hot tub... I'm not sure who it was but it looked like Stu. |
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