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Old 01-23-2012, 05:30 PM   #1
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Tired of pushing pencils? Scared of your boss's bug-eyes? Sick of hearing know-it-all "experts” with their million-dollar salaries and studio audiences telling you how to live your life?

Well, then it's nice to meet you. We might make friends.

See, when it comes to the day-to-day living, we all know that Shit Ain't Perfect. And there's only so much a stiff drink, good movie, and dark chocolate can wash away. No matter how many new catalog clothes we order, we can never, quite, fill the void.

Which is why we've gotta come prepared. The world is a battlefield. We combat the stressors of thinking and doing, every day, every second. And if we enter this battlefield with a slingshot when it's a bazooka fight, well... then I hope you've got big rocks.

So bring your A-game.

With time, we all suck. Our skin sags, our butts itch, our teeth turn to gumbo; and in all our smelly, degenerative, piss-stained squalor, we finally learn to give up.

But in the meantime, let's enjoy our days. Cuz life is but a cycle, one that both begins and ends...

in diapers.

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Old 02-23-2012, 01:04 PM   #2
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Old 06-12-2012, 11:18 PM   #3
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Old 09-23-2012, 07:53 PM   #4
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Old 11-21-2012, 07:30 PM   #5
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