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Old 05-28-2011, 05:32 PM   #1
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In consideration of May being Zombie Awareness Month may I submit...

Top 10 Zombie Survival tips

Tip 10 for a zombie uprising. Be prepared for fires! If undead are roaming the street the fire department will not come to save you.

Tip 9 for a zombie uprising. Money will be worthless. Have things to trade with other survivors they will need.

Tip 8 for a zombie uprising. Prepare! Buy extra water and canned food each time you buy groceries. A stockpile is a good thing.

Tip 7 for a zombie uprising. Drink only bottled or canned drinks, if there's a chance the water supply has been contaminated.

Tip 6 for a zombie uprising. Best weapon is not guns. Run out of bullets then what? Aluminum baseball bat, machete, or sword best tools.

Tip 5 for a zombie uprising. Avoid cities. Find a secluded place far from people. For those of you in New York, sorry but yer doomed.

Tip 4 for a zombie uprising. Bullet proof vests are needed. If society collapses every nut with a gun will be out there.

Tip 3 for a zombie uprising. Have friends as backup. Strangers are good if there's no one else to depend on, but friends are better.

Tip 2 for a zombie uprising. Avoid hospitals. Where will people take bite victims? Hospitals would be overrun with undead in hours.

Tip 1 for a zombie uprising. Wear thick clothing with gloves. Films showing people in shorts and t-shirts fighting the undead are dumb.

Bonus zombie survival tip Don't be tempted outside by anything! Keep patient, if you have enough food and water just wait till they rot.

Just a few miles outside of Albuquerque, New Mexico, there's something horribly wrong in a remote valley. To their eternal regret some people have mistaken the screams, echoing in the hills, as coyotes singing to the moon. When Josey drives his truck down into the valley, he quickly learns the horrifying truth. It's not coyotes howling- it's men, or what used to be men. Josey discovers that the valley is home to the depraved, the noble, the damned, the innocent, the beautiful, and of course the walking dead. When the least dangerous thing you encounter is an angry rattlesnake you know you've made a wrong turn in Albuquerque.

If you like Shaun of the Dead or Zombieland you'll love Valley of Death. The story is over 110,000 words in length. It's eighteen chapters of adventure, excitement, horror, and thoughtful humor.

What kind of zombies are they?
There has been an interesting but ultimately pointless debate going on for years about what constitutes a zombie. Is it a dead person who walks around causing mayhem? Or is it someone who is violently insane and seeks only to kill and destroy? Why not both?

Nestled in a remote valley, the residents of The Albuquerque Springs Trailer Park have lived out there lives nearly forgotten by the rest of the world. The trailer park is home to dozens of illegal immigrants, a hermit who has turned his back on society, a veteran of World War 2, a grumpy old woman, a family of Meth cookers known to local police officials as the Redneck Gourmets, and a beautiful young woman, are just a few.
Life was peaceful, quiet, and boring until a deadly industrial accident killed Juan, one of the illegal immigrants. His friends and neighbors promised to dispose of the victim's body. Unfortunately, he came back and disposed of them- one mouthwatering bite at a time.

A free sample of Valley of Death by William Bebb can be found at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Itunes or smashwords
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