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Old 01-23-2015, 04:55 PM   #1
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Sprechen Sie Dumb Deutsch?

Dumb Deutsch: Absurd German Language Errors (auch für deutsche Leser geeignet).

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Your coupon code is VN48A (not case-sensitive).

Have you ever ordered leather cheese? Have you ever told your cab driver that your hotel is located on One-Way Street? I doubt it. But English speakers trying to speak German say bizarre things like this all the time and I, for one, feel their pain. Acutely, even. They are speaking Dumb Deutsch. And they have no one else to blame but themselves.
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Old 01-23-2015, 04:58 PM   #2
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If I understand the question in your header I don't speak German. Rather sad in a way as my surname is German in origin. Thanks for the coupon.
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