04-15-2017, 02:08 AM | #9676 |
Is that a sandwich?
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A backwards poet writes inverse.
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04-16-2017, 06:51 AM | #9677 |
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A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said.
“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.” |
04-16-2017, 04:27 PM | #9678 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Stealing someone's coffee is called mugging.
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04-17-2017, 04:07 AM | #9679 |
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When applicant numbers to follow optometry were low, the School authorities decided to re-advertise, to dilate the pupils!
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04-17-2017, 06:26 PM | #9680 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Do hungry time-travelers ever go back four seconds?
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04-20-2017, 09:20 PM | #9681 |
o saeclum infacetum
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Make it stop!
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04-21-2017, 03:05 AM | #9682 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
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04-21-2017, 04:39 AM | #9683 |
Snoozing in the sun
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04-22-2017, 03:57 AM | #9684 |
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A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.
The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home. "Oy Morris ", said grandma, " You've been going to that park for over 30 years ! So how could you get lost ? " Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear. Morris whispered, " I wasn't lost.....I was just too tired to walk home." |
04-23-2017, 01:07 AM | #9685 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I tried wearing some tight jeans, but I couldn't pull it off.
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04-23-2017, 06:22 AM | #9686 |
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If you want to hear a quick comeback try walking away without paying.
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04-23-2017, 08:47 AM | #9687 |
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I solved the problem of too many visiting relatives.
I borrowed money from the rich ones and loaned it to the poor ones. Now none of them come back. |
04-24-2017, 04:08 AM | #9688 |
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How does one scoop ice cream? It's a matter of great cone sequence.
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04-24-2017, 08:52 AM | #9689 |
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Makes sense...
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04-24-2017, 10:21 AM | #9690 |
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There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
(Only a fraction of people will find this funny) |
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