12-05-2012, 02:42 PM | #5731 |
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Love that one!!!
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12-05-2012, 06:04 PM | #5732 |
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12-06-2012, 06:43 AM | #5734 |
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I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."
"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?" "I'm not sure," I said. "But that would explain the suitcase." |
12-06-2012, 07:07 AM | #5735 |
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12-06-2012, 07:08 AM | #5736 |
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Early TV nostalgia
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12-06-2012, 08:59 AM | #5737 | |
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12-06-2012, 09:03 AM | #5738 |
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12-06-2012, 10:26 AM | #5739 |
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12-06-2012, 11:24 AM | #5740 |
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A gas station in Newfoundland was trying to increase its sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."
Soon a local Newfy pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him pick a number from 1 to 10, if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The Newf then guessed 8, the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time." A week later, the same Newf, along with a buddy, pulled in for a fill-up, again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The Newf guessed 2 this time, again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, his buddy said to him, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." Newfy replied, "No it ain't Billy, it's not rigged. My wife won two weeks in a row ." |
12-07-2012, 06:23 AM | #5741 |
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Oh, goodie! Newfie jokes are back!
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12-07-2012, 07:53 AM | #5743 |
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He walks into the local pub and sits at the bar he order three pints of Guiness. All at once. He sits at the bar drinking the three pints alone. The bartender thinks it is strange but doesn't ask questions. This happens every week for a few months until curiosity get the better of the barkeep and he asks about the three pints of Guiness.
The Irishman answers, "one is for my brother in Dublin, one is for my brother is Kilkenny, and the other is for me. I miss them terribly and I like to think I'm having a pint with them as if we were together back at home." After about a year of this routine the barkeep sees the Iriashman come in and starts to pour the three pints. The Irishman interrupts, "Just two today." And he sits at the bar and drinks only two beers. The barkeep is very concerned and after a few weeks of this finally asks, "Are your brothers are they okay, was there a death?" "Oh no, nothing like that. I decided to quit drinking." |
12-07-2012, 11:09 AM | #5744 |
Bah, humbug!
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Not really a joke, but I like the way that farmer thinks.
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12-07-2012, 11:36 AM | #5745 |
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Me too.
Never, ever let the bastards get you. |
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