03-31-2024, 07:36 AM | #1 |
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IT HAS HAPPENED: Plan 10 from Outer Space is now in effect
I have been chosen to be the liaison between the aliens and humankind. In order to help ease you into a period of acceptance, I have been authorized to tell you that the new Kindle will be released tomorrow, and that its use will constitute the first step in their proposed plan to conquer all sentient creatures. If this includes YOU, then you have been warned.
Furthermore, I was told that resistance is futile. Last edited by Dr. Drib; 03-31-2024 at 07:40 AM. |
03-31-2024, 07:49 AM | #2 |
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What if you don't use the new Kindle? (Heresy, I know...)
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03-31-2024, 10:20 AM | #3 |
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03-31-2024, 10:52 AM | #4 |
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What's the threshold? What if you're borderline sentient?
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03-31-2024, 11:12 AM | #5 |
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There will be a shadow cast over the earth on the eighth day and you will be forced to wear funky cardboard spectacles to see them.
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03-31-2024, 12:32 PM | #6 |
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03-31-2024, 12:39 PM | #7 |
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OBEY
BUY A KINDLE CONFORM STAY ASLEEP |
03-31-2024, 01:11 PM | #8 |
Now what?
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I hear and obey ...
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03-31-2024, 01:32 PM | #9 |
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03-31-2024, 01:53 PM | #10 |
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03-31-2024, 03:04 PM | #11 |
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They Live? I did enjoy Rowdy Roddy Piper in it.
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03-31-2024, 03:29 PM | #12 |
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03-31-2024, 03:32 PM | #13 |
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As in the points on a trident?
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04-01-2024, 08:41 AM | #14 |
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I have been ordered to repeat that resistance is futile!
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04-01-2024, 08:51 AM | #15 |
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Seven of nine Borg units surveyed agreed. The other two said something about Ohm's law.
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