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Old 02-05-2014, 03:45 PM   #7501
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Old 02-05-2014, 07:40 PM   #7502
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I'd guess " live your life to the fullest
That was my intention. God only knows the actuality. With so many different nationalities living in my building (combined with my Senior Citizen brain-fog,) when someone in the elevator the other day asked me which floor I wanted, unconsciously I replied 'sip goh, bitte.' Unfortunately "15" is;
in Thai - sip ha
in Japanese -ju goh
... and the 'bitte' was wrong as they were Italian!


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Old 02-06-2014, 12:05 PM   #7503
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Old 02-06-2014, 12:17 PM   #7504
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Why do you see so few chemistry jokes?

They only get added periodically.
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Old 02-06-2014, 01:21 PM   #7505
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Why do you see so few chemistry jokes?

They only get added periodically.
The same could be said about menstrual cramp jokes...
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Old 02-06-2014, 01:45 PM   #7506
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The same could be said about menstrual cramp jokes...
But those jokes are period pieces.
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Old 02-06-2014, 03:35 PM   #7507
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Hilarious. Real poetic justice for the many hours I and many others have wasted over Windows over the years.
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Old 02-06-2014, 04:06 PM   #7508
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Funny, but it should be noted that Andy Borowitz is a comedian whose Borowitz Report is a satirical news column.
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Old 02-06-2014, 04:26 PM   #7509
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Old 02-06-2014, 05:22 PM   #7510
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Old 02-07-2014, 06:17 AM   #7511
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Funny, but it should be noted that Andy Borowitz is a comedian whose Borowitz Report is a satirical news column.
That report was obviously false from the start, how can such a performance driven secretive man come up front to admit such blunder anyway? They have IT personnel cramming the joint to a point where the only place to set foot is on the top of their heads...
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Old 02-07-2014, 12:23 PM   #7512
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I've decided that I will no longer use the number zero.

It means nothing to me.
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Old 02-07-2014, 09:39 PM   #7513
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Old 02-08-2014, 08:47 AM   #7514
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Several scientists were all posed the question "What is 2 * 2 ?"

The engineer whips out his slide rule¹ and shuffles it back and forth, and finally announces "3.99".

The physicist consults his technical references, sets up the problem on his computer, and announces "it lies between 3.98 and 4.02".²

The mathematician cogitates for a while, then announces "I can prove an answer exists!".

The philosopher, smiling, asks "But what do you mean by 2 * 2 ?"

The logician requests to "Please define 2 * 2 more precisely."

The sociologist says "I don't know, but is was nice talking about it".

"A polygamous mating system" claims the behavioral ecologist.

"4" proudly says the medical student!

All others looking astonished: "How did you know ??" ..."I memorized it."



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Old 02-08-2014, 09:36 AM   #7515
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But those jokes are period pieces.
They're also out of this world as they occur once in a moon.
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