Silliness Are You PARANOID?!?

recluse · 11-12-2010, 10:33 PM

Are they out to get you?
Watching you?
Undressing you with their eyes and writing reports?
Fishing through your garbage.
Interrogating your cat.
They know you lie about your age.
Your dress size.
Yes, gentlemen, they know about the dress!
They're coming for you.
You know they are.
They know you know.
You know they know you know.
Tell us and they won't be able to get you.
Or will they?

Sandra Edwards · 11-12-2010, 11:09 PM

I am not paranoid! I wish they'd stop spreading that nonsense around.

jabberwock_11 · 11-12-2010, 11:30 PM

Two nights ago I was taking a walk, and this little chihuahua started following me!!! GODDAMNIT, IT KNEW!!! I ran and finally lost it, and made it home, BUT IT KNEW!!! IT KNEW!!! DID THE DOG SEND YOU? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

SneakySnake · 11-12-2010, 11:54 PM

Who are 'they'? What do they want to know? Why are they following me?
How did they know about all that stuff?

What kind of reports? I don't have any garbage? I don't lie about my age.

*going to bed now to put the covers over my head* I don't care if its 3pm

beppe · 11-13-2010, 03:36 AM

Are You PARANOID?!?
Yes, it is my only chance
Are they out to get you?
Yes
Watching you?
Not me particularly, i think that they have not noticed me yet. I try to stay under their beam.
Undressing you with their eyes and writing reports?
They do that to everybody they take notice of
Fishing through your garbage.
Standard routine
Interrogating your cat.
No cat
They know you lie about your age.
Yeah, well who does not?
Your dress size.
Does not apply
Yes, gentlemen, they know about the dress!
Ditto
They're coming for you.
Inevitable
You know they are.
Yess.
They know you know.
it is their way. There is nothing we can do about it. They know everything if they put their mind to it.
You know they know you know.
No doubt
Tell us and they won't be able to get you.

In this is everybody by his own. Our only chance is to stay under their beam. Once they see you, you are done man, they will come after you.

Or will they?
one more or one less, all of us will be taken. there is no doubt in my mind. My hope is that they get fed up before they get me, or you. There are a number of guys around here (and gals too), that if they get them they might loose appetite or interest for a while. Like sort of heavy, if you know what I mean. One could sort of point those out, like make them stand out, be noticed like. But I am not sure that it works, there are some that are everywhere and nothing happens to them. So maybe they are a lure? or a trick? Stay down man. Ciao.

Greg Anos · 11-13-2010, 04:06 AM

As one of them, it's nice to see we have such an impact on the world. It makes us feel that all this lurking and sneaking and gathering of information isn't a wasted effort....

nohmi2 · 11-13-2010, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

Are they out to get you?They're out to get everyone. Hide!!
Watching you?I got all of the 'bugs' out of the dining room, bedroom and kitchen. Should I take the ones out of the air-raid shelter?
Undressing you with their eyes and writing reports?
I think that you are thinking of the airport Sweetie!
Fishing through your garbage.
Hmmm!! Banana skins, tins etc. I shred all of my documents.
Interrogating your cat.
No cat, but there is one which lives over the fence. What is that saying again, something about skinning I think? Shudder.
They know you lie about your age.
Which female doesn't?
Your dress size.
I'm an Aussie size 8, I'll have you know! OK a size 10.
Yes, gentlemen, they know about the dress!
My husband gave it back.
They're coming for you.
Let me rethink this; George Clooney, Sean Connery. Hmmm!
You know they are.

Still waitinf for an SMS.
They know you know.
I promise I will never, ever tell....I think!
You know they know you know.
Who told on me?
Tell us and they won't be able to get you.
OK! It went something like this. This UFO came down, and..........
Or will they?

Heeeeeeeeeelp!!

beppe · 11-13-2010, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

As one of them, it's nice to see we have such an impact on the world. It makes us feel that all this lurking and sneaking and gathering of information isn't a wasted effort....

Sir, let me be the first, not yet of them, to congratulate you for the choice of the beautiful castle depicted in your avatar for your residence chez nous. An excellent example of good taste, comfort and practicality. I understand that you plan to use it as a planetary milestone and future crossroad of intergalactic avenues. How generous of you.

Your love for details will make you progress to unattained levels of creative productivity.

I wish you plenty of tasty faces to eat.

Sweetpea · 11-13-2010, 09:01 AM

Are they out to get you?
They already got me...

Watching you?
If it would only stay with watching...

Undressing you with their eyes and writing reports?
Yep

Fishing through your garbage.
No need for fishing, as we never have fish in our garbage. We feed those to the cats.

Interrogating your cat.
We always hope the bribes of fish would keep their mouths shut...

They know you lie about your age.
I never lie about my age! I'm 29 years old (have been for years!)

Your dress size.
What a dress?

Yes, gentlemen, they know about the dress!
Then they know more than I do...

They're coming for you.
Too late (see first point)

You know they are.
Again, see the first point

They know you know.
As they already told me, yes, I'd say they know I know

You know they know you know.
Well, I was at the scene when they told me and so where they

Tell us and they won't be able to get you.
Tell you what?

Or will they?
In the end, they'll always get you, so why worry?

nursedude · 11-13-2010, 10:08 AM

Why are you asking me if I'm paranoid? Did someone put you up to this?

357mag · 11-13-2010, 09:07 PM

I have a large handgun, does that make me paranoid or just prepared?

Steven Lyle Jordan · 11-13-2010, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beppe

I wish you plenty of tasty faces to eat.

Did you spell that right?

thrawn_aj · 11-13-2010, 09:55 PM

It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you, eh?

jbcohen · 11-13-2010, 09:58 PM

Who are you and why do you keep following me!!!

pete_1967 · 11-13-2010, 10:02 PM

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't meant they aren't out to get me.

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11-12-2010, 10:33 PM	#1
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Are You PARANOID?!? Are they out to get you? Watching you? Undressing you with their eyes and writing reports? Fishing through your garbage. Interrogating your cat. They know you lie about your age. Your dress size. Yes, gentlemen, they know about the dress! They're coming for you. You know they are. They know you know. You know they know you know. Tell us and they won't be able to get you. Or will they?

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