03-31-2020, 04:40 AM | #10891 |
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A joke for the Spud who is keeping this thread going:
There was a royal potato family. You had King Potato, Queen Potato and Princess Potato. And Princess Potato wanted to get married to Dan Rather. And so she walked over to King Potato and asked him, "Father, I wanna get married to Dan Rather." And King Potato said, "You can't get married to Dan Rather; he's a commentator." Reportedly told to drummer Matt Chamberlain by Bob Dylan once: |
04-01-2020, 01:25 PM | #10892 | |
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04-01-2020, 01:26 PM | #10893 |
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Due to the quarantine...
I’ll only be telling inside jokes. |
04-01-2020, 09:14 PM | #10894 |
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Last week I tried out ten new puns to see if they'd make people laugh.
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04-02-2020, 07:19 AM | #10895 |
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04-02-2020, 07:24 AM | #10896 |
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A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I'm horribly sick!"
The doctor looks at her and asks, "Flu?" "No, I drove here." |
04-03-2020, 08:32 AM | #10897 |
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A man visits his doctor and complains that he feels like he has 5 legs.
The doctor asks him how do his pants fit? The man replies, "Like a glove!" |
04-04-2020, 06:46 AM | #10898 |
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Despite his immense success as a coffee seller he remained a grounded person.
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04-06-2020, 07:09 AM | #10899 |
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04-06-2020, 02:34 PM | #10900 | |
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No reports of Wile E. behavior though. ______ Dennis |
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04-07-2020, 08:08 AM | #10901 |
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Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?
Pretty Much anywhere depending on how fast the wind is blowing. |
04-09-2020, 07:46 AM | #10902 |
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A woman goes into a butcher's...
"I'd like an oxtail please". "Certainly", replies the butcher, "Once upon a time there was an ox..." |
04-11-2020, 07:41 AM | #10903 |
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I trained my dog to fetch me beer...
It may not sound too impressive, but he gets them from the neighbors fridge! |
04-11-2020, 05:53 PM | #10904 |
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04-12-2020, 06:21 AM | #10905 |
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Self isolation is getting so bad I’m starting to crush on my roommate...
And we’ve been married for more than 30 years. |
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