11-13-2018, 05:54 AM | #10321 |
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I stopped at the local Burger King for a cold drink and was reading the menu over the counter. I noticed a sign to the side that stated "Picture Menu Available".
I had to ask the clerk what it was for and they told me that they had a number of customers who couldn't read and they used that. Of course I asked how they would know this picture menu was available and the answer was the classic, "Well, it says so on the sign, doesn't it?" |
11-14-2018, 01:11 AM | #10322 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I know I said you were dead to me, but that was before I needed a ride to the airport.
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11-14-2018, 04:54 AM | #10323 |
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I once had a splinter.
Eventually it got out of hand. |
11-14-2018, 05:06 AM | #10324 |
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Two whales walk into a bar.
First whale says: ooooEEEEEEEEaaaayyyyyuuuuuuaaaaaa eeeeooOOOOYAIIIAIIIEYOOOooooooo Second whale says: Spoiler:
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11-14-2018, 05:55 AM | #10325 |
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A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
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11-15-2018, 06:18 AM | #10326 |
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My sister fell in love with a circus trapeze artist. At first, we all thought she was attracted to his net worth, but she said it was his gravity-defying leaps of thought. They are both flying high now.
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11-16-2018, 01:09 AM | #10327 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I’d love to have a deep meaningful discussion with my daughter, but I’m not that good at emojis.
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11-16-2018, 04:36 AM | #10328 |
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I just can't see why you say I'm myopic.
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11-16-2018, 05:57 AM | #10329 |
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Makes a lot ...
... of sense....
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11-17-2018, 04:59 AM | #10330 |
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11-17-2018, 05:16 AM | #10331 |
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I intend to live forever -- so far, so good!
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11-17-2018, 04:30 PM | #10332 |
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I cheated on my diet yesterday with a prettier, sluttier diet.
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11-18-2018, 05:31 AM | #10333 |
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A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child."
"Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant." |
11-19-2018, 12:19 AM | #10334 |
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One time I brought my kids to work with me and now my boss is way more tolerant of my drinking.
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11-19-2018, 05:50 AM | #10335 |
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A guy in a plane stood up & shouted: “HIJACK!”
All passengers got scared. From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back “HI JOHN”. |
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