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Old 08-02-2011, 03:27 AM   #1
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Free(Kindle/Nook) Elliot and the Goblin War-Underworld Chronicles- Jennifer A. Nielse

Elliot and the Goblin War (Underworld Chronicles) by Jennifer A. Nielsen and Gideon Kendall (Sourcebooks)

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As of today, there are only 7 CHILDREN who have ever read this book and lived to tell about it. 95 CHILDREN successfully read the first chapter, but upon beginning chapter 2, they started BLABBERING in some language known only as "flibberish." 38 CHILDREN made it halfway through this wretched book before they began SUCKING THEIR THUMBS THROUGH THEIR NOSES.

If you're VERY BRAVE, perhaps you are willing to TAKE YOUR CHANCES. Be sure that you have told your family who gets your favorite toys if you DO NOT SURVIVE this book. Read it now, IF YOU DARE. But don't say you haven't been warned, for this is the story that unfolds the MYSTERIES OF THE UNDERWORLD.
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Old 08-03-2011, 08:22 AM   #2
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I've been reading some of this having downloaded it last night and it's quite humorous in some ways. Kinda reminds me a bit of the style of Roald Dahl in his "Charlie & the Chocolate Factory" and it's sequel.
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Old 08-03-2011, 03:53 PM   #3
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I've also started reading this, and it's really cute! It's a little bit Dahl-ish in that it talks to the reader (warning them about stuff), but it actually kind of reminds me of Pseudonymous Bosch's books more than Dahl's.
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Old 08-03-2011, 07:38 PM   #4
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That would be a Snicket Warning, I do believe, if we use the TV Trope name.
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Old 08-03-2011, 08:04 PM   #5
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Is this a children's book, or is it just told in a fairytale style?
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Is this a children's book, or is it just told in a fairytale style?
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"Gr 3-6–This lighthearted fantasy approaches the world of goblins, brownies, and demons with tongue planted firmly in cheek."


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Nothing wrong with enjoying a good story even if it is meant for young kids as far as its intended audience.
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