Zelda's Profile

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by mores

What's this obsession with Zelda?

Is "Obsession with Zelda" a perfume overdose in France?


[Sorry]

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by pilotbob

Why the obsession with the obsession with Zelda?

Why the obsession with the obsession with the obsession with Zelda?

[pilotbob]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

Why the obsession with the obsession with the obsession with Zelda?

...must ...... resist.... ahhhhhhhhhh.....................

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by pilotbob

...must ...... resist.... ahhhhhhhhhh.....................

Awww... go on - don't disappoint me.

[Lady Blue]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

Zelda refuses to update her profile to show her new device.

And why?

Is Zelda embarrassed by her new device?

Is Zelda ashamed of her new device?

Did Zelda get the wrong color device?

Does Zelda's new device display ebooks in the only language that Zelda can not read?

Is Zelda's new device lacking a cover, and therefore naked and too shy to be shown in her profile?

Does Zelda truly have a new device?

Is Zelda really Zelda?

Is Zelda's profile a true profile or is it a full frontal exhibit?

If Zelda's profile is in true profile, is the thinness of her new device invisible to the naked eye, and possibly really there after all?

Are there Profile Police at MR, and if so, will Zelda be ticketed for Eroneous Profiling?

Stay tuned to the continuing saga of Zelda's Profiles, Avatars and MODness (or, in 3-D and living monochrome, coming soon to a theater near you.)

[krisk]

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

And why?

Is Zelda embarrassed by her new device?

Is Zelda ashamed of her new device?

Did Zelda get the wrong color device?

Does Zelda's new device display ebooks in the only language that Zelda can not read?

Is Zelda's new device lacking a cover, and therefore naked and too shy to be shown in her profile?

Does Zelda truly have a new device?

Is Zelda really Zelda?

Is Zelda's profile a true profile or is it a full frontal exhibit?

If Zelda's profile is in true profile, is the thinness of her new device invisible to the naked eye, and possibly really there after all?

Are there Profile Police at MR, and if so, will Zelda be ticketed for Eroneous Profiling?

Stay tuned to the continuing saga of Zelda's Profiles, Avatars and MODness (or, in 3-D and living monochrome, coming soon to a theater near you.)

Well you ol' profiler you!

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Is Zelda really Zelda?

Could perhaps the forum software come-to-life be onto something here??

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by mores

What's this obsession with Zelda?
How about y'all rename this board "zeldareads" ... at least then we'd know why everyone is constantly fussing about zelda ... she'd be the one the forum is named after.

Dude! If not Zelda, then who? If not Zelda, then what? And if not Zelda, then why (or why not)? It's, like, ZELDA IS OUR QUEEN!

(and she laughs at our jokes sometimes)

[Lady Blue]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Dude! If not Zelda, then who? If not Zelda, then what? And if not Zelda, then why (or why not)? It's, like, ZELDA IS OUR QUEEN!

(and she laughs out our jokes sometimes)

And if not Zelda, then where, when and how? (but that's another thread.)

Have you ever had an audience with the Queen?

Has she Knighted you?

Has she Knighted ANY of you? And if not, why not?

If she laughs at you (er, at your jokes), does that not warrant Knighthood?

Have you seen her likeness (whatever it may be) on a coin of the realm?

Do you even know what her likeness is?

Oh yee of little proof. You swear to have faith, total faith, and nothing but the faith, so help you Zelda. So say one, so say you all.

If the figment of your imagination says she is so, then she is so. Go forth and doubt no more, forever.

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Have you seen her likeness (whatever it may be) on a coin of the realm?

Well, I don't know about the rest of it, but I think that our Queen has been so busy (with pressing LOLcat business, pastry recipes, SHUMS defense plans, etc.) that she simply hasn't had the time to authorize the minting of the coins of the Ministry. In fact, I have been surreptitiously (don't let on that you know) trying to move that project along by coming to a definitive profile image to stamp on said coinage. Thus this thread. It is thought that perhaps with the release of the new coinage, there will no longer be the suffering that can occur at MR when one is in want of a Zany Carter Deluxe merely for lack of a bob (although I assume we'll call them Zeldas, not bobs). Capiche?

[Nate the great]

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

?

Has she Knighted you?

Has she Knighted ANY of you? And if not, why not?

She dubbed me Sir Penguin of Edinburgh.

[pshrynk]

I think we should call them Bob.

Not, of course BOb, which would be confusing...

[Nate the great]

I really wonder about the staff here. Not only did we goof and add a second mod named Nate, but then we repeated the error with a second mod named Bob.

[DixieGal]

How did I miss this thread?

[Lady Blue]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Well, I don't know about the rest of it, but I think that our Queen has been so busy (with pressing LOLcat business, pastry recipes, SHUMS defense plans, etc.) that she simply hasn't had the time to authorize the minting of the coins of the Ministry. In fact, I have been surreptitiously (don't let on that you know) trying to move that project along by coming to a definitive profile image to stamp on said coinage. Thus this thread. It is thought that perhaps with the release of the new coinage, there will no longer be the suffering that can occur at MR when one is in want of a Zany Carter Deluxe merely for lack of a bob (although I assume we'll call them Zeldas, not bobs). Capiche?

What, pray tell, shall be engraved on the reverse, or flip side of the royal coinage, considering her frontal profile will be impressed deeply on the forefront (frontage, front side, head side, reverse of the reverse side?) And what else may I redeem a Zelda-bob for besides a ZCD (that's just a bit too potent for me most days. SW needs to keep a clear program after all.)