Unutterably Silly Forum Game: Last person to post here wins!

[HomeInMyShoes]

I win.

[Iznogood]

You are all safe when the win is together with me: I allready have the flu. I'll tell you when it's safe to take it again. Don't take it untill I have given notice

[HomeInMyShoes]

I had the flu first.

The win is mine.

[Iznogood]

---or mine. The latter is more probable

[pdurrant]

Good evening, everyone.

Just popping in to check on the win. I see it's mine again.

I win.

[Iznogood]

Where's Solitaire1? I really wish a cat could turn up. While the cat plays with the mouse, I keep the win away from the fight

Edit:
Heeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty
Heeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty

[pdurrant]

I wonder why norway1456 hides their face from us?

Meanwhile, I win.

[red_phoenix]

Norway1456 is suffering from the flu right now. Would you want any looking at you when you had the flu?

Which reminds me...the win is contaminated with the flu virus. Better let disenfect it with heat and fire then it will be safe.

[pdurrant]

Thanks for disinfecting it, red. I'll take it now.

I win.

[red_phoenix]

WAIT! I wasn't done yet. Oh well.

[medard]

Originally Posted by red_phoenix

Norway1456 is suffering from the flu right now. Would you want any looking at you when you had the flu?

Same with me.

And I win, btw.

[Iznogood]

Originally Posted by pdurrant

I wonder why norway1456 hides their face from us?

Meanwhile, I win.

"Their" face? I'm singular, not plural. Although I can understand the confusion; the nick was made in a weak moment of joining mobileread. I was so excited about it that I didn't take the time to choose a good one. I thought I could change it later (I have been able to do that on all other sites I have an account on), but here I cannot change it.

And when it comes to hiding the face, it's because it's not easy to find an avatar appropriate of the nick. But most of all it's because:
Me, I so ugly, my shadow just quit
But I win, and that's something

[qlob]

I'm baaaaack! did you miss me?

I win.

[Iznogood]

About time a cat showed up. I was just wishing for one

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by norway1456

Where's Solitaire1? I really wish a cat could turn up. While the cat plays with the mouse, I keep the win away from the fight

Edit:
Heeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty
Heeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty

So...you choose to advise me on how to handle a mouse. I, a cat with a large sword (proportion to our relative sizes, Ichigo Kurosaki has nothing on my sword), you think I can't defeat a mouse if I choose? Ch-yeah, right. But I choose to fight the good fight and win the win through honest efforts, not by the elimination of my opponents, but via the turtle's method: steady and unrelenting.

Represented by my glorious feline avatar (for now, I may undergo a massive disaster and have to regenerate again ), I shall continue in my quest to become the ultimate winner. It won't be easy, due to the number of strong and unrelenting opponents, but I'm never gonna give it up, never gonna let it down, never gonna run away and quit here.