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Old 06-27-2023, 03:52 PM   #61
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Old 06-27-2023, 06:19 PM   #64
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Old 06-27-2023, 11:30 PM   #65
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Old 06-28-2023, 02:37 PM   #66
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Comment about the US: Sometimes as a Canadian, it feels like we are living in an apartment above a meth lab.
and they're trying to send their meth up here too...
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Old 06-28-2023, 02:44 PM   #68
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Old 06-28-2023, 06:02 PM   #71
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Old 06-29-2023, 03:53 AM   #73
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