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Old 05-03-2023, 05:41 AM   #46
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As the albino alligator's jaws loosen it falls from the walkway into the sewer below, a dot from a laser pointer moves from the gator up my leg settling on my chest.

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Old 05-10-2023, 06:01 AM   #47
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“Is that you Agent Walker?” bellowed a stentorian voice from behind.
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Old 05-12-2023, 10:59 AM   #48
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Old 05-15-2023, 01:06 AM   #49
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But wait... why are his eyes blazing crimson and why does his skin have a purple cast?
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Old 05-15-2023, 02:25 AM   #50
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My body reacts before my mind has fully recognised the danger, I dive into a prone position as a bullet flashes past my shoulder and another deafening crack echoes through the sewer.
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Old 05-15-2023, 09:31 AM   #51
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An awful realization dawns on me: the Nightwalkers have managed to infiltrate our organization.
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Old 05-16-2023, 12:49 PM   #52
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And the triceratops stampede means they've already secured control of the portal technology.
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Old 08-15-2023, 04:25 PM   #53
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Computer, end program. I’m needed in the bridge.
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Old 08-15-2023, 09:40 PM   #54
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As the simulation dissolves away Captain Reynolds realises he's completely naked in the holodeck, with four levels between him and his quarters.
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Old 08-16-2023, 05:15 PM   #55
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“Computer, side-transport me to my quarters.” Nothing happened except a small wisp of smoke from the holodeck entrance, smelling remarkably like fried mushroom.
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Old 08-17-2023, 06:47 AM   #56
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"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do th-at-at-at-at-at..." the computer stutters, then the nearest speaker pops and crackles into a further plume of smoke.
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Old 08-17-2023, 07:01 AM   #57
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Just then Captain hears a commotion outwith the holodeck doors. It’s the maintenance team, and fortunately they have a spare set of (mushroom coloured) overalls with them, though they don’t yet know that the Captain will need them.
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Old 08-17-2023, 09:53 AM   #58
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The holodeck doors fly open and First Officer Reed enters: "Ah, Captain, I... Captain?"

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Old 08-17-2023, 03:19 PM   #59
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“Number One, I have experienced a holo malfunction. Do you have some clothing I could borrow?” Reed smiles and hands over the overall.
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Old 08-18-2023, 12:08 AM   #60
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The ship-wide siren blasts triggering the main lights to cut-off and the emergency floor lighting to activate.
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