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Old 06-01-2011, 09:59 PM   #1
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This Will Not Look Good on My Resume

This Will Not Look Good on My Resume




Everyone gets fired at least once in their life. And if not, well, they’re just not trying very hard. And we all think of brilliant and immature 'shoulda saids' and 'shoulda dones' for weeks after. (Okay, years.)

It's a collection of loosely related stories.

It's an inadvertent how-to guide.

It's a quirky bit of fun that slaps you upside the head.



Jass Richards has an M.A. in Philosophy and is (therefore?) now a sit-down comic.


“Ya made me snort root beer out my nose!” – Moriah Jovan, The Proviso

“Sharp and pointy.” – Peg Tittle, What If…



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Old 06-02-2011, 12:14 AM   #2
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Love the cover.
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Old 06-02-2011, 05:30 PM   #3
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Welcome to MR, Jass

I can attest that this is a fun read
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Old 06-03-2011, 10:36 AM   #4
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thanks apb, it took a few drafts and some time to find the perfect explosion, but i'm VERY pleased with what my cover person did!

thanks too to GK! (Road Trip Dialogues coming out this summer!)
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