07-24-2017, 01:06 PM | #9826 |
Grand Sorcerer
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07-24-2017, 07:00 PM | #9827 |
Snoozing in the sun
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Groan!
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07-25-2017, 03:08 AM | #9828 |
The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
Spoiler:
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07-25-2017, 09:54 PM | #9829 |
Surfin the alpha waves ~~
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That reminds me ...
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Spoiler:
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07-27-2017, 03:29 PM | #9830 |
Now what?
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07-29-2017, 10:54 AM | #9831 |
The Couch Potato
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A local church built a new sanctuary. They moved their very fine old pipe organ from to the new sanctuary. It was an intricate task that was completed successfully.
The local news heralded . . . "St. Paul Completes Organ Transplant." |
08-01-2017, 05:26 AM | #9832 |
The Couch Potato
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Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark.
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08-01-2017, 05:49 AM | #9833 |
Evangelist
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The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.
Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone. Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone. All of them shocked and together look at the maid who's patiently listening to them. Maid: "What? So we all use our work phones. What's the Big deal?? |
08-05-2017, 02:53 PM | #9834 |
The Couch Potato
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I love it when hipsters speak bad English. Please, kombucha the language!
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08-07-2017, 03:01 AM | #9835 |
The Couch Potato
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Doctor Otto Focus represented the very squintessence of bad optometry.
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08-09-2017, 07:16 PM | #9836 |
Is that a sandwich?
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You know you're a bad driver when your GPS says "In 400 feet, stop and let me out."
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08-10-2017, 05:20 AM | #9837 |
The Couch Potato
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I do calculus like a boss. I'm in the deriver's seat.
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08-10-2017, 12:29 PM | #9838 |
Illiterate
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Yes, but can you integrate?
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08-10-2017, 07:20 PM | #9839 |
Is that a sandwich?
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My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she cooked a meal.
So I took out the batteries in the smoke alarm. |
08-11-2017, 07:19 PM | #9840 |
Is that a sandwich?
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The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground doesn't work if you have a 2 second dog.
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