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Old 07-07-2020, 06:31 AM   #11041
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Old 07-07-2020, 06:47 AM   #11042
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I was attacked by a man who threw Cheerios, Weetabix and Corn Flakes at me.

Police said he was a cereal offender.
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Old 07-07-2020, 08:45 PM   #11043
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Didn't his brother stamp on Special K, Muesli and Rice Crispies?

He was a cereal killer.
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Old 07-07-2020, 10:34 PM   #11044
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Didn't his brother stamp on Special K, Muesli and Rice Crispies?

He was a cereal killer.
Don't laugh! There may be a grain of truth to those stories!
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Old 07-08-2020, 06:19 AM   #11045
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What do you call a really unimportant elephant?

Irrelephant.
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Old 07-08-2020, 03:44 PM   #11046
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What do you call a really unimportant elephant?

Irrelephant.
And irregardless is now officially in the dictionary. Sigh.
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Old 07-08-2020, 08:13 PM   #11047
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If you think that the head of a cat looks like the tail of a cat, you have a very strange cat, or you need to visit an opticians.
Sorry, but I said I CAN make head or tails. You must have miss-read. So it is perhaps you that needs to have the eyes checked?

I know for sure, because otherwise I wouldn't be good friends with Ringo Starr. My cat.

The cat in the next house over is named Eric Clapton. They were brothers on the run on the Swedish countryside. Mostly woods. And they decided to stayed here.

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Old 07-09-2020, 06:47 AM   #11048
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Old 07-09-2020, 08:27 PM   #11049
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And irregardless is now officially in the dictionary. Sigh.
Irregardless of the fact that it isn't actually a word!



Nevermind...
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Old 07-10-2020, 05:50 AM   #11050
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There is literally no way to convey sarcasm through text.
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Old 07-10-2020, 06:58 AM   #11051
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There is literally no way to convey sarcasm through text.
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<sarcasm level=5%>Is that so?</sarcasm>
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Old 07-10-2020, 08:35 PM   #11052
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Old 07-15-2020, 07:41 AM   #11053
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I just got a job at the local Taxi cab company,
Now I just need to find a ride to get there!!!
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Old 07-16-2020, 05:59 AM   #11054
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I'm writing a book about poets who have been jailed.
It's called prose and cons.
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Old 07-16-2020, 10:58 PM   #11055
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I'm writing a book about poets who have been jailed.
It's called prose and cons.
I would have gone with "Poetic Justice."
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