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Old 06-26-2020, 06:38 AM   #11026
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Would it be called malware or malwear?
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Old 06-26-2020, 09:24 PM   #11027
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Old 06-27-2020, 06:10 AM   #11028
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Old 06-29-2020, 05:58 AM   #11029
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Old 06-30-2020, 06:17 AM   #11030
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Old 07-02-2020, 05:36 AM   #11031
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Old 07-03-2020, 03:20 AM   #11032
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Old 07-03-2020, 06:02 AM   #11033
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Old 07-05-2020, 05:08 AM   #11034
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Old 07-06-2020, 05:55 AM   #11035
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Old 07-06-2020, 06:56 AM   #11036
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Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half!
I can make head or tails of that joke!
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Old 07-06-2020, 07:05 AM   #11037
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I can make head or tails of that joke!
If you think that the head of a cat looks like the tail of a cat, you have a very strange cat, or you need to visit an opticians.
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Old 07-06-2020, 07:13 AM   #11038
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Wouldn't it depend on the axis you sliced the cat in half along?
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Old 07-06-2020, 08:07 AM   #11039
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Do you also think a cat's head looks like its tail?
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Old 07-07-2020, 06:28 AM   #11040
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Teacher: “‘I am beautiful’ is what tense?”
Student : “Past" tense.

Most probably he might be right...


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