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Old 07-29-2020, 06:53 PM   #11071
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I’ve got a friend who’s butler lost his left arm.
Serves him right.
I'm guessing that butler is now his right hand man.
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Old 07-30-2020, 06:49 AM   #11072
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Old 07-30-2020, 06:53 AM   #11073
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Old 08-01-2020, 05:41 AM   #11074
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Old 08-02-2020, 06:02 AM   #11075
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Old 08-04-2020, 05:49 AM   #11076
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Old 08-04-2020, 09:41 AM   #11077
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Old 08-06-2020, 05:59 AM   #11078
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A man was found guilty of overusing commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
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Old 08-07-2020, 06:35 AM   #11079
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Old 08-07-2020, 08:41 AM   #11080
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A man was found guilty of overusing commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
I could make a joke about a man found guilty of semicolon overuse. But that would just invite jokes about colon overuse, and nobody would want that...
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Old 08-08-2020, 06:24 AM   #11081
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I could make a joke about a man found guilty of semicolon overuse. But that would just invite jokes about colon overuse, and nobody would want that...
Groan!
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Old 08-08-2020, 06:27 AM   #11082
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I like nice long walks...
Especially when taken by people who annoy me.
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Old 08-08-2020, 01:47 PM   #11083
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I like nice long walks...
Especially when taken by people who annoy me.

Even better when it is off a short pier.
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Old 08-09-2020, 06:51 AM   #11084
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Old 08-10-2020, 06:26 AM   #11085
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I'm trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore, everyday I walk down the street and tell passer-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I'll do later and with whom.

I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.

I also listen to their conversations, give them the 'thumbs up' and tell them I like them.

Ant it works just like Facebook!

I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist!
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