Silliness Chicken - Page 103

Solitaire1 · 11-21-2012, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Mr. Blinky! Welcome back! Of course you don't recognize who I am right now - but I will resume my normal identity when it's safe.

Off to sing along with sea turtles now!

Unfortunately, you've blown your cover by making an appearance here. With your current disguise, you've made yourself a target for Thursday's activities.

poohbear_nc · 11-21-2012, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

Unfortunately, you've blown your cover by making an appearance here. With your current disguise, you've made yourself a target for Thursday's activities.

No! No! You can't recognize me! The ACME package guaranteed anonymity or a full refund!

Dylrob · 11-21-2012, 12:46 PM

Refund only applies within first five seconds of use.

Hellmark · 11-21-2012, 02:39 PM

Well isn't the coop a mecha? Form blazing sword!

LCF · 11-21-2012, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

No! No! You can't recognize me! The ACME package guaranteed anonymity or a full refund!

Deal! Come to my place - if I recognize (and cook) you, I promise to refund you for the purchase!

(It's nice to be back. I don't have much time these days, but I will occasionally swing a spoon or two in your direction

)

P.S. Did someone manage to (over)cook you, or is this camouflage actually worth something?

poohbear_nc · 11-21-2012, 06:52 PM

It's genuine ACME camouflage - to keep me safe until the crazed poultry eaters forget about me.

I'll be watching for your visits!

Dylrob · 11-21-2012, 09:56 PM

Thanks to the constant beep of that tracking chip in your skull we shall never forget about you.

If you're wondering why you can't hear it, it's because birds have more primitive ears than mammals.

Solitaire1 · 11-22-2012, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

No! No! You can't recognize me! The ACME package guaranteed anonymity or a full refund!

Unfortunately, you must have overlooked the fine print:

The ACME Turkey Disguise Kit does not provide an effective disguise to those who are considered food, including the following: chickens, pigs, sheep, and fish.

poohbear_nc · 11-22-2012, 10:04 AM

Dang that fine print! Next time I'll be wearing my reading glasses before I sign!

*perusing the ACME catalog now for non-edible holiday attire*

5thWiggle · 11-22-2012, 10:58 AM

Dylrob · 11-22-2012, 04:33 PM

In honor of Thanksgiving I shall dip this entire thread into hot oil!

poohbear_nc · 11-22-2012, 04:49 PM

Ow! Who turned the heat up? Why am I glistening?

*heading off to the showers!*

Solitaire1 · 11-22-2012, 11:21 PM

*Sniff, sniff.*

Something smells delicious!

poohbear_nc · 11-23-2012, 02:15 PM

*sniffing under wings*

Nope! Definitely not me! I need a shower!

Solitaire1 · 11-24-2012, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

*sniffing under wings*

Nope! Definitely not me! I need a shower!

I'd be glad to help you. I have just the thing to help you: a hot oil bath. It's just the thing to help you relax.

11-21-2012, 09:56 PM	#1537
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,141 Karma: 47366760 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Thanks to the constant beep of that tracking chip in your skull we shall never forget about you. If you're wondering why you can't hear it, it's because birds have more primitive ears than mammals. Last edited by Dylrob; 11-21-2012 at 10:01 PM.

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11-21-2012, 12:46 PM	#1533
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,141 Karma: 47366760 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Refund only applies within first five seconds of use.

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Hellmark Wizard Posts: 2,549 Karma: 3799999 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: O'Fallon, Missouri, USA Device: Nokia N800, PRS-505, Nook STR Glowlight, Kindle 3	Well isn't the coop a mecha? Form blazing sword!

11-21-2012, 06:52 PM	#1536
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,802 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	It's genuine ACME camouflage - to keep me safe until the crazed poultry eaters forget about me. I'll be watching for your visits!

11-22-2012, 10:04 AM	#1539
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,802 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Dang that fine print! Next time I'll be wearing my reading glasses before I sign! perusing the ACME catalog now for non-edible holiday attire

11-22-2012, 10:58 AM	#1540
5thWiggle Benevolent Evil Lord Posts: 1,704 Karma: 48339466 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Evil Canada (We all have goatees!) Device: Galaxy Note 8.0, Galaxy Note, iPad Mini, PocketEdge(retired)

11-22-2012, 04:33 PM	#1541
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,141 Karma: 47366760 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	In honor of Thanksgiving I shall dip this entire thread into hot oil!

11-22-2012, 04:49 PM	#1542
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,802 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Ow! Who turned the heat up? Why am I glistening? heading off to the showers!

11-22-2012, 11:21 PM	#1543
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,238 Karma: 66666666 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor	Sniff, sniff. Something smells delicious!

11-23-2012, 02:15 PM	#1544
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,802 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	sniffing under wings Nope! Definitely not me! I need a shower!