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A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great ... he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?" "Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was the calf going when he hit that cow?" |
05-08-2013, 04:22 PM | #6497 |
Is that a sandwich?
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The more people I meet, the more I become a cat person.
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05-09-2013, 09:23 AM | #6498 |
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Chicken
Do you ever wish you could start again somewhere else?
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05-09-2013, 05:51 PM | #6499 |
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Every day!
This describes exactly the last few days at work! |
05-09-2013, 05:57 PM | #6500 |
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Or the last years on MR
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05-09-2013, 06:39 PM | #6501 |
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05-09-2013, 07:19 PM | #6502 |
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05-09-2013, 07:52 PM | #6504 |
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05-09-2013, 08:04 PM | #6505 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I’m going lodge a complaint against McDonalds, I just found a fry in my salt.
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05-09-2013, 08:58 PM | #6506 |
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05-10-2013, 09:28 AM | #6507 |
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^On the Internet everyone is a teacher.
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05-10-2013, 09:32 AM | #6508 |
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@Stitchawl Hahaha -- that's so cute! (I'm stealing it)
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05-10-2013, 10:44 AM | #6510 |
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^The other trick for fast food is always to order something special. Get your burger with no onions or extra onions or something else and they geneally make it fresh as well.
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